'He [God] lives in a caravan in deep space..... "just trying to make a flan here... i can't light this pilot light, trying to make a flan, just have to leave it..." Booof! Suddenly the whole flan went up.."Ooh that's the big bang, that's the big bang, I've done it!" The flan flew off in different directions and gradually cooled and formed stars, with planets and the god cows put arbitrary things on them like helicopters, jam, radioactive peanuts, socks and spaniels.'
Eddie Izzard Awesome Universe, Circle 2003 www.eddieizzard.com/
The man himself....
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